July 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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WTF ShamWOW reviews via Amazon customers
After reading these reviews, I have learned:
Apparently one can use a ShamWOW as a bath towel
If you do the above, be prepared to smell like bacon.
I’m debating if I want to smell like bacon.
http://www.amazon.com/19800-2-Shamwow%2521/review/product/B001KN6APA/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R386V4OPAO63U6
January 2009
2 posts
“Payphones? I didn’t even know those still worked. I thought they were just...”
– Spensawr
“They should just make something that you can inject in your mouth and destroy...”
2009
With so many people posting their resolutions for 2009, I thought I’d chime in with a few while I still have time (not to mention to kill the last five minutes of work):
Exercise more - Working out with a personal trainer (thank you uncle tim) means nothing if I don’t…..
Stop eating so much junk food - I hope to banish our crown of junk food @ Spenser’s desk in the...
December 2008
17 posts
The Science of a Hangover →
Key points from the article:
Eating a substantial meal before you start drinking will slow alcohol absorption. And despite feeling ropey the following morning, always try to eat breakfast. It will raise your blood sugar back to normal levels, making you feel much better.
we should have ordered the Panormous Pizza last night
Avoid brandy, red wine and rum. Dark-coloured drinks contain high...
Good night or Good Morning
Vanessa: Ok well my sister says I need to get off her phone
Me: Ok well tell her I said good night
Vanessa: She said its 2:30 so actually its Good Morning
Bitch please don't correct me lolz : )
“Depends are on sale at Longs this week”
– Spenser
“Nick - Come see what Ellen is giving away”
– My dad a little too excited about the Ellen show (so far she hasn’t given away anything I want)
Nick: what is your screen name?
Spenser: s-p-e-n-s-a-w-r like as if i was a dinosaur
Nick: wow
WatchThis dog rocks. So sad yet awesome at the same time. I wish I spoke better Spanish.I’m pretty sure I hear muerto though.
Vanessa, plz translate
November 2008
32 posts
“Is tomorrow Thanksgiving?”
– Günther
Nothing helps me get through my Friday here at...
Spenser’s acapella renditions of the muzak on hold
His renditions should be played instead
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For the young folks
the song playing out of my disco speakers is Sabotage by Beastie Boys!!
how can two 20 year olds NOT know that song?!?!?! It makes me feel old. sigh
wow. what kind of shit song is THAT?!! lol. thats hilarious though.
Originally posted as a comment by vanessaf on krentist using Disqus.
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WatchSo last night at Target I saw these speakers for $10. I didn’t pay too much attention to the fact the box said “light up speakers,” I just thought they were blue speakers. No, its a freakin’ disco when I plug these suckers in, they pulsate to the beat of the music. I found them pretty hilarious for about 1 minute. Needless to say, they sound like $10 speakers and are...
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WhO tHe FUCK ThInKs It Is OkAy To TyPe YoUr MeSsAgEs LiKe THiS??? (YeS I aM LoOkInG aT yOu ms. cAnDiCe pYuN)
Btw, it is a fucking listserv for all students in the Kern Community College District. Plz stop hitting Reply to All. Thank you
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Nothing says good morning at 6:30 like Günther
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The delivery is all wrong..
Originally posted as a comment by Spenser on krentist using Disqus.
This Reminds me of this scene from The Office (grrr you can’t embed videos with a deep link. click below and it will jump to the scene i’m talking about) :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agD1i9jIp4A#t=3m26s
“They need to get out of this business as soon as possible and get job’s...”
– Spenser
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finally time for some Zzzzz’s :)
I’m so hungry right now hope I get to eat soon
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what?!?
Me: I ate dinner at the Red Pepper tonight It was delicious
Vanessa: I've never eaten at red pepper....wait! By red pepper do u mean chilis? Or is there an actual place called red pepper? Haha.
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and YES Vanessa, it is a real place and NO it is not Chili's
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grrrrrrrr
Who is this weasel trying to talk pam beesley into staying in new york?!?
I knew the first time I saw him he was up to no good. He is a dead man
So last night my dad told me to pack up my shit
after we got into a ‘battle of the divas’ LOL. I just got up from my after work nap and we apologized. His words were “stay as long as you like” Hmmmm decisions, decisions
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A Disc full of awesomeness →
I want this to be released NOW
some of the better games on the disc:
Golden Axe I Golden Axe II Golden Axe III Sonic and Knuckles Sonic Spinball Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Streets of Rage Streets of Rage 2 Streets of Rage 3
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The Muslim/antichrist* has won
*as told to me by my (closeminded) coworkers earlier today.
Can’t wait to see what they will have to say tomorrow. For now, here’s a gem that was sent earlier this morning to me. W T F :
» *From: Anonymous Coworker » *Date: *November 4, 2008 9:40:26 AM PST » *To: *Nick » *Subject: **Re: INK* » » NICK! all of you young voters » are going...