Krentist

After reading these reviews, I have learned:

1. Apparently one can use a ShamWOW as a bath towel
2. If you do the above, be prepared to smell like bacon.

I’m debating if I want to smell like bacon.

http://www.amazon.com/19800-2-Shamwow%2521/review/product/B001KN6APA/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R386V4OPAO63U6

With so many people posting their resolutions for 2009, I thought I’d chime in with a few while I still have time (not to mention to kill the last five minutes of work):

• Exercise more  - Working out with a personal trainer (thank you uncle tim) means nothing if I don’t…..
• Stop eating so much junk food - I hope to banish our crown of junk food @ Spenser’s desk in the new year.
• Play Raquetball - Thanks again to uncle Tim
• Pick a college major - no description necessary
• Find a new place to live - whether this means moving out to an apartment or moving to San Diego is up for debate
• Stop eating Panormous Pizzas - they are delicious and only $12.99. Maybe the price will go up soon and thus the cheapskate in me will stop buying them

Who knows if any of these will stick. The odds are against most people’s resolutions. These are only up for archival purposes and good laughs on December 31, 2009