“And our celebrity sous chefs: Mario Batali, Paula Deen and Giada De Laurentiis with her perky tats and gigantic head.”
I love this episode
Krentist
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
“Fail Whale Pale Ale” Available hand-screened on American Apparel for $18 in my own shop , or starting at midnight, you can get it from TeeFury for $10 - but only for 24 hours!
Follow me and repost this to be entered to win a “Fail Whale Pale Ale” pint glass or can koozie (also available for sale in my shop).
And check out this blog post for a full rundown of the process behind this design, as well as more details on the giveaway!
Reblogged from From The Mixed-Up Files of Ian M Leino
WTF ShamWOW reviews via Amazon customers
After reading these reviews, I have learned:
- Apparently one can use a ShamWOW as a bath towel
- If you do the above, be prepared to smell like bacon.
I’m debating if I want to smell like bacon.
http://www.amazon.com/19800-2-Shamwow%2521/review/product/B001KN6APA/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R386V4OPAO63U6
Hahahahahaha! P. Diddy is the man! He looks all confused, like, “What the fuck? What is this $1 bill doing in here?”
Reblogged from Hi, I'm Larry.
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Payphones? I didn’t even know those still worked. I thought they were just for public decoration
— Spensawr
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They should just make something that you can inject in your mouth and destroy all the nerves in your gums
2009
With so many people posting their resolutions for 2009, I thought I’d chime in with a few while I still have time (not to mention to kill the last five minutes of work):
- Exercise more - Working out with a personal trainer (thank you uncle tim) means nothing if I don’t…..
- Stop eating so much junk food - I hope to banish our crown of junk food @ Spenser’s desk in the new year.
- Play Raquetball - Thanks again to uncle Tim
- Pick a college major - no description necessary
- Find a new place to live - whether this means moving out to an apartment or moving to San Diego is up for debate
- Stop eating Panormous Pizzas - they are delicious and only $12.99. Maybe the price will go up soon and thus the cheapskate in me will stop buying them
Who knows if any of these will stick. The odds are against most people’s resolutions. These are only up for archival purposes and good laughs on December 31, 2009
Oh how I wish I had $89.99 right now
The Science of a Hangover
Key points from the article:
- Eating a substantial meal before you start drinking will slow alcohol absorption. And despite feeling ropey the following morning, always try to eat breakfast. It will raise your blood sugar back to normal levels, making you feel much better.
we should have ordered the Panormous Pizza last night
- Avoid brandy, red wine and rum. Dark-coloured drinks contain high concentrations of congeners, compounds that may worsen hangovers.
well then Capt. Morgan this morning was all your fault.
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